Daft Cows of Anthem
The Daft Cows of Anthem
102 Star Spangled Avenue, Anthem
Industry: Athletic Entertainment
Entity type: For-profit
Product: Sportsball, professional
Home Attendance: 2,194,600/AU
Revenue: 768,100μ/AU
Ticket Price: 0.25μ
Personnel:
- 55 active athletes
- 48 standby athletes
The Daft Cows of Anthem is a professional major-league sportsball club based in Anthem, affiliated with the National Sportsball League.
The Daft Cows is a for-profit corporation and owns the team's own 175,000-seat Udder Stadium at 102 Star Spangled Avenue, Anthem. Udder Stadium is an outdoor facility.
The Daft Cows employs the athletic talent of 120 total athletes, with 65 athletes serving as active players and an additional 55 athletes serving on a standby basis. Active Daft Cows athletes earn a salary of 650μ/AU while standby athletes earn about 200μ/AU.
The club earns a revenue of 768,100μ/AU based primarily on ticket sales, supplemented significantly by broadcast rights. Revenue, to a minor extent, also comes from merchandise and concessions sales. General admission tickets for home games sell for 0.25μ, which is slightly above the average NSBL club. Annual home attendance figures average 2,194,600/AU. The Daft Cows play an average of 18 home games per 48 game season.
The team's mascot is Bessie the Daft Cow, represented at games by two nearly-identical but significantly-different figures. The two Daft Cows attract significant attention both from adoring fans at home as well as from indulgent enthusiasts attending away games or otherwise supporting the opposing teams thanks to their sexually-ambiguous udder teats as well as one of the Daft Cow's peculiar condition of possessing five legs, both of which are characteristics most easily identified by close visual examination.