Symphony Wanketeers

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The Symphony Wanketeers

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35 West Adagio, Symphony

Industry: Athletic Entertainment

Entity type: For-profit

Product: Sportsball, professional

Home Attendance: 2,696,800/AU

Revenue: 992,400μ/AU

Ticket Price: 0.24μ

Personnel:

  • 65 active athletes
  • 55 standby athletes

The Symphony Wanketeers is a professional major-league sportsball club based in Symphony, affiliated with the National Sportsball League. The Wanketeers is reliably the winningest team in NSBL sportsball and dominates the league in earnings and attendance, with its large stadium, high-earning broadcast licensing, and respectable merchandise sales.

The Wanketeers is a for-profit corporation. The team's 205,000 seat stadium at 35 West Adagio in Symphony is the largest stadium of any NSBL club. Wanketeer Stadium is hybrid indoor-outdoor facility. Wanketeers fans can find highly detailed coverage of Wanketeer games published daily in the Symphony Happenings, one of the prominent local newspapers.

The Wanketeers employs the athletic talent of 120 total athletes, with 65 athletes serving as active players and an additional 55 athletes serving on a standby basis. Active Wanketeers athletes earn a salary of 620μ/AU while standby athletes earn about 160μ/AU.

The club earns a revenue of 992,400μ/AU based largely on ticket sales and broadcast rights, followed by merchandise and concessions. General admission tickets go for 0.23μ. The Wanketeers play an average of 17 home games per 47 game season.

The team's mascot is Willie the Wanketeer.