Abject Failure of Mid Illuminatia

The Abject Failure of Mid Illuminatia

61 10th Street, Saint-Saëns

Industry: Athletic Entertainment

Entity type: For-profit

Product: Sportsball, professional

Home Attendance: 740,000/AU

Revenue (CRRS): D

Ticket Price: 0.25μ

Personnel:

• 39 active athletes
• 20 standby athletes

The Abject Failure of Mid Illuminatia is a professional major-league sportsball club based in Saint-Saëns, affiliated with the National Sportsball League. The team was established in response to the general success of the NSBL in Illuminatia's largest cities, as a gift to a relatively sparsely populated region of interior Illuminatia which might have lacked the resources to host a major sportsball team without the commercial backing the club originally received.

Saint-Saëns was chosen to host the team due to its centralized location and its status as the largest of the cities in the River Marlene basin.

The Abject Failure hosts an average of 16 games per season at its 40,000-seat Defeat Stadium. Ticket prices here, at 0.25μ for general admission, are slightly higher than the NSBL average, however this is seen as necessary as the Abject Failure receives a small portion of its 220,000μ/AU revenue from broadcast rights compared to larger sportsball teams.