Birdland Insufficienteers

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The Birdland Insufficienteers

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57 15th Street, Birdland

Industry: Athletic Entertainment

Entity type: For-profit

Product: Sportsball, professional

Home Attendance: 1,350,000/AU

Revenue: 510,000μ/AU

Ticket Price: 0.24μ

Personnel:

  • 44 active athletes
  • 38 standby athletes

The Birdland Insufficienteers is a professional major-league sportsball club based in Birdland, affiliated with the National Sportsball League. Despite their geographic proximity to major sportsball teams in nearby cities like Adamopolis and Voston, the Insufficienteers draws a loyal crowd at its 110,000-seat Meager Stadium near central Birdland.

The Insufficienteers maintain a robust rivalry with the nearby Adamopolis Adequateers. The Insufficienteers and Adequateers are similarly-sized teams. The Adequateers, as the secondary team in Adamopolis, are right-sized to the Insufficienteers as an appropriate opponent representing a somewhat smaller major city.

The Insufficienteers hosts an average of 17 home games per season, playing a larger number of B and C-team three-sided games. The Birdland Journal provides vigorous coverage of the team's home and away games for its faithful Vostonian River valley readers.

The Insufficienteers employs a total of 82 athletes and earns a revenue of 510,000μ/AU. Ticket sales represent the majority of the team's revenues.

The team notably does not have a mascot. When the question of a mascot was put to a vote, the team's supporters expressed a lack of confidence that the mascot would be interesting enough to inspire confidence and improve fan morale.