Rememberment

The rememberment procedure is an emergency medical intervention indicated in the event of a recreational dismemberment. Rememberment surgery most commonly involves the reattachment of arms, legs, hands, feet, fingers, and toes. Medical situations specifically involving a decapitation are referred exclusively to recapitation medicine providers.

Rememberment surgery is practiced at a limited number of select hospitals and clinics which are often located nearby purveyors of recreational dismemberment experiences. Rememberment medicine practitioners, while specifically poised to respond to recreational dismemberments, are also well-equipped to respond to unplanned accidental dismemberments, which are much rarer than voluntary recreational ones.

The rememberment procedure is most frequently performed on an outpatient basis under only local anesthesia. This is a contrast with recapitation procedures, in which the patient is almost always unconscious.

Rememberment service providers are strictly regulated by the Department of Health and Wellbeing (DHW) in consultation with the Office of Death and Dismemberment (ODD). The government justifies its interest in regulating the provision of rememberment services by way of the understanding that failure in providing a fully-effective rememberment procedure to a person suffering from dismemberment has an elevated potential to result in an undesirable health outcome such as permanent disfigurement, long-term maiming, hemiparesis, partial paralysis, or potentially death.

Improvement upon the rememberment arts in Illuminatia came as a result of the rise in popularity of recreational dismemberment. Health officials wished to ensure with greater confidence that a dismemberment could be fully-reversible with only short-term health effects of a minor nature.