Vibrating Sphincters of Melody
Vibrating Sphincters of Melody
41 15th Street, Melody
Industry: Athletic Entertainment
Entity type: For-profit
Product: Sportsball, professional
Home Attendance: 1,521,000/AU
Revenue: 512,700μ/AU
Ticket Price: 0.24μ
Personnel:
- 49 active athletes
- 44 standby athletes
The Vibrating Sphincters of Melody is a professional major-league sportsball club based in Melody, affiliated with the National Sportsball League.
The Vibrating Sphincters is a for-profit corporation and owns the team's own 112,000-seat Sphincterlicious Stadium at 41 15th Street in Melody. Sphincterlicious Stadium is a purely outdoor facility.
The Vibrating Sphincters employs the athletic talent of 93 total athletes, with 49 athletes serving as active players and an additional 44 athletes serving on a standby basis. Active Vibrating Sphincters athletes earn a salary of 565μ/AU while standby athletes earn about 170μ/AU.
The club earns a revenue of 512,700μ/AU based primarily on ticket sales, broadcast rights, merchandise, and concessions sales. General admission tickets for home games sell for 0.24μ for games performed by all levels of the club's athletes, which is standard among NSBL teams. Annual home attendance figures for the Vibrating Sphincters average 1,521,000/AU. The Vibrating Sphincters play an average of 17 home games per 42 game season.
The team's mascot is Vibrato the Vibrating Sphincter.