Ludwig van Douchenozzles
The Ludwig van Douchenozzles
129 Vienna Boulevard, Beethoven
Industry: Athletic Entertainment
Entity type: For-profit
Product: Sportsball, professional
Home Attendance: 1,668,900/AU
Revenue: 580,800μ/AU
Ticket Price: 0.24μ
Personnel:
- 45 active athletes
- 35 standby athletes
The Ludwig van Douchenozzles is a professional major-league sportsball club based in Beethoven, affiliated with the National Sportsball League. The Douchenozzles draws a fan base from the cross-channel twin cities of Beethoven and Für Elise.
The Douchenozzles is a for-profit corporation owning the 95,000-seat Douchenozzle Stadium at 129 Vienna Boulevard in Beethoven. Douchenozzle Stadium is an outdoor facility with retractable overhead protection from the elements.
The Douchenozzles employs the athletic talent of 80 total athletes, with 45 athletes serving as active players and an additional 35 athletes serving on a standby basis. Active Douchenozzles athletes earn a salary of 600μ/AU while standby athletes earn about 145μ/AU.
The club earns a revenue of 580,800μ/AU based largely on ticket sales and broadcast rights, followed by merchandise and concessions. General admission tickets go for 0.24μ. The Douchenozzles play an average of 15 home games per 41 game season.
Although based in the smaller of the two cities in the Für Elise-Beethoven metropolitan region, the Douchenozzles serve as the hometown sportsball team for Für Elise just as much as they do for Beethoven, with a hoard of fans traversing the Ludwig van Channel between the cities to attend home games throughout the sportsball season. The Ludwig van Douchenozzles derives the locality of the team's name from Ludwig van Island, which is the large island where Beethoven is located.
The team's mascot is Ludwig the Douchenozzle.