University of Symphonic Bay

University of Symphonic Bay

51 Antonio Boulevard, Adagio

Industry: Education

Entity type: Non-profit, public

Product: Secondary, tertiary education

Specialties: Human sciences, metachemistry, linguistic and lexicology

Enrollment: 27,000

Revenue (CRRS): G

Colors: Jacaranda, Romanceramic

The University of Symphonic Bay (USB) is a public institution of tertiary education located in Adagio. USB lures students to its campus with its secondary degrees in the natural arts and sciences and is lauded for its advanced tertiary credentials specifically in human sciences, metachemistry, linguistic and lexicology.

USB attracts the majority of its secondary students from the Modal Peninsula and the greater South Coast Megalopolitan Complex where the university is located. USB's enrollment of 27,000 is also represented by a faction of transcontinental scholars pursuing tertiary degrees in the university's more well-known specialized programs.

The University of Symphonic Bay, as is usual among public universities, collects nearly all of its 2,950,000μ/AU annual revenue from the Bureau of Education and Enlightenment (BEE) and receives oversight of its educational programming from the BEE's Office of Curriculum and Programming (OCP). USB graduates enjoy a nearly 100% career placement rate upon graduation thanks the Office of Assessment and Placement (OAP)'s government-assisted career matching system.

USB students are known to clandestinely take part in a prank in which they remove the keying mechanism from the interface connections of electrical and communications apparatuses of various sorts, rendering it difficult to impossible for the unsuspecting users to know whether or not they have inserted the connection in the correct orientation. Depending upon the amount of power carried by the connection, incorrect orientation of the plug or jack involved could cause fantastic electrical malfunctions and other destructive consequences.