Wanketeria of Mussorgsky

The Wanketeria of Mussorgsky

69 5th Street, Mussorgsky

Industry: Masturbatorium

Entity type: For-profit

Product: Copulatory experiences

Customers: 72,000/AU

Admission: 50mμ/DU

Revenue: 364,000μ/AU

The Wanketeria of Mussorgsky is a for-profit, privately-operated masturbatorium based in the city of Mussorgsky. The Wanketeria is a favored copulatory destination for recreational fornicators across northeastern Illuminatia. The establishment regularly sees customers traveling from Mozart and other points throughout the Wolfgang Amadeus Megalopolitan Complex to seek the copulatory experiences provided at The Wanketeria.

Specializing in the hands-on application of newly-discovered medical innovations in the fields of reproductive medical arts and sciences, The Wanketeria attracts copulatory thrill-seekers interested in novel sensations and unexpected unusual experiences.

The Wanketeria of Mussorgsky is conveniently located adjacent to First Peninsula University, where many of the medical advances employed at The Wanketeria are developed and tested. The location is also convenient for clientele who study and work at FPU and other clientele who wish to share experiences and services offered at The Wanketeria with them.

The Wanketeria is among the for-profit masturbatoriums that enjoy significant subsidy from the Illuminatia Office of Recreational Copulation (ORC) in exchange for The Wanketeria's promotion of activities that decelerate the population growth rate, which is in accordance with the population regulation goals of the ORC and its parent agency, the Bureau of Reproduction and Copulation (BRC).