List of acronyms and initialisms in Illuminatia

Acronyms and initialisms are a beloved part of the Glossa Communi in Illuminatia. Acronyms and initialisms are utilized to improve recognizability, augment efficiency of communication, and to build community and camaraderie through a common reverence for puns, double entendre, and innuendo.

While the Illuminatian government is a leading source for acronyms and initialisms through its sheer number of subdivisions and programs, Illuminatian also benefits from the contributions of corporations, organizations, educational institutions, standards-keepers, and similar entities.

The official recognition of acronyms and initialisms is there responsibility of the Office of Initialisms and Acronyms (OIA), which operates within the Illuminatian [[Department of Language and Lexicology] (DLL). The OIA maintains an official list of acronyms and initialisms in which all entries are unique and no duplications are allowed. Government subdivisions, governmental and organizational programming, corporations, and other entities are careful to choose names for their organizations, sub-offices, products, and other multi-word entities in a way such that a unique acronym or initialism will be achieved. These names are then swiftly registered to ensure the associated acronym or initialism is the first and only to be recognized. Additional initialisms relating to are within the domain of the Department of Standards and Measures (DSM).

The acronyms and initialisms associated with entities that become purveyors of broadcast media and owners of broadcast stations frequently lend their initials to the call sign of wireless and telekinephotocast stations, particularly when those initials are three letters in length.

List

The following is an incomplete list of acronyms and initialisms recognized in Illuminatia:

Abbr.	Name/Term
A
ABN	Adamant Broadcasting Network
AdU	Adamopolitan University
AEIA	Advanced Education Institution of Allegro
AI	Anno Illuminatia
AOCI	Academic Omniversity of Central Illuminatia
AOC	Academic Omniversity of Chopin
AOL	Academic Omniversity of Liszt
AOS	Academic Omniversity of Symphony
AQS	Audience Quantification Stratum
ASS	Anthem Stuff Store
ATTICS	Automated Terrestrial Traffic Instruction and Control System
AU	Annual Unit
AUE	Academic University of Erudition
AUM	Academy of Unintuitive Mathematics
B
BAI	Bureau of Audit and Inspection
BBM	Bureau of Bureaucracy Management
BCT	Bureau of Commerce and Trade
BEE	Bureau of Education and Enlightenment
BEM	Bureau of Elementary Particle Management
BLT	Bureau of Lucidian Technologies
BNR	Bureau of Natural Resources
BPC	Bureau of Punishment and Castigation
BRC	Bureau of Reproduction and Copulation
BSM	Bureau of Spectrum Management
BTC	Bureau of Transportation and Conveyance
BU	Bacchanal University
BWS	Bubonic Whooping Syphilis
C
CAC	Chief Audit Council
CAP	College of Academic Pursuits
CARS	Corporational Asset Rating Stratum
CCD	Competitive corporal defenestration
CID	Competitive inanimate defenestration
CLC	Chief Legislative Council
CEB	College of Extensive Brilliance
COB	College of Brookeview
COBS	Collegiate Omniversity of Blue Skies
COL	Collegiate Omniversity of Legato
COO	Collegiate Omniversity of Overture
COS	College of Symphony
COT	College of Thinking
CPC	College of Profound Contemplation
CRG	College of Relative Genius
CRRS	Corporational Revenue Rating Stratum
CU	Cubic Unit
CUM	Collegiate University of the Multiverse
CWL	College of Wisdom and Learning
D
DCC	Department of Calamity and Catastrophe
DCM	Department of Climate and Meteorology
DDD	Department of Direct Democracy
DEI	Department of Extraterrestrial Intelligence
DHW	Department of Health and Wellbeing
DKA	Department of Karma Adjustment
DLL	Department of Language and Lexicology
DLR	Department of Labour Relations
DMC	Department of Malfeasance and Corruption
DMP	Department of Monetary Policy
DOO	Department of Ombudspersonship
DOP	Department of Peace
DP	Disassociated Press
DPI	Department of Public Information
DPP	‎Department of Poverty Prevention
DPSMI	Department of Public Service Media Investment
DPSMR	Department of Public Service Media Revenue
DRD	Department of Redundancy Department
DSM	Department of Standards and Measures
DTA	Department of Tertiary Assemblies
DU	Circadian Unit
E
F
FPU	First Peninsula University
G
GCF	Graphical copulatory fiction
GWB	Galaxy Wide Broadcasting
H
I
IAI	Illuminatian Academy of Innuendo
ILA	Illuminatian Liberation Army
IPS	Illuminatian Parcel Service
IRFRI	Internal radiofrequency resonant implant
ISAA	Intuitive Social Arts Academy
IT&T	Illuminatia Telephone and Teletext
IUSI	Illuminatian University of Science and Industry
J
K
KU	Karmic Unit
L
LIS	Local Information Station
LU	Linear Unit
M
μ	Monetary Unit
MDP	Manual Data Processing
MST	Metric Shittonne
MU	Massive Unit
N
NBU	North Bay University
NCEF	Northern Comprehensive Educational Facility
NIMID	Near-Infinite Multiversal Ideational Differentiationism
NSBL	National Sportsball League
O
OAC	Office of Atmospheric Conservation
OAH	Office of Anthropogenic Hazards
OAP	Office of Assessment and Placement
OAR	Office of Aquatic Resources
OCA	Office of Confidential Apologies
OCB	Office of the Central Bank
OCC	‎Office of Cross-Species Collaboration
OCI	Office of Climate Information
OCM	Office of Community Moderation
OCP	Office of Curriculum and Programming
OCR	Office of Civil Reconditioning and Reeducation
OCT	Office of Copulatory Trades
ODD	Office of Death and Dismemberment
ODI	Office of Dependent Investment
ODM	Office of Diplomacy and Mediation
ODP	Office of Disaster Prevention
ODT	Office of Disaster Tourism
OER	Office of Expiation and Recompense
OFC	Office of Forensic Climatology
OFR	Office of Further Redundancy
OEC	Office of Ecosystem Conservation
OGD	Office of Gamete Distribution
OGG	Office of Gaming and Gambling
OGS	Office of Glyphs and Symbols
OIA	Office of Initialisms and Acronyms
OII	Office of Illuminatian Identity
OIP	Office of Intellectual Property
OLC	Office of Life and Conception
OLT	Office of Landscape and Terrain
OMC	Office of Malicious Compliance
OMM	Office of Mate Matching
OMN	Office of the Monetary Network
OMR	Office of Mineral Resources
ONA	Office of Necessary Aggression
OND	Office of Natural Disasters
OOD	Office of Demography
OOS	Office of Occupational Safety
OOSC	Official Opposition Shadow Cabinet
OPA	Office of Public Apologies
OPP	Office for the Prevention of Pauperization
ORC	Office of Recreational Copulation
ORE	Office of Resource Extraction
ORR	Office of Resource Reclamation
OST	Office of Synchronized Transportation
OUC	Office of Unmitigated Catastrophes
OVP	Office of Voluntary Punishment
OIPPS	Occupational and Instructional Productivity and Placement System
P
PAIS	Polyphonic acoustic instrumental symphonic music
PBS	Prosocial Behaviour Rating
PIR	Polytechnic Institute of Rhapsody
PLF	Protolucidian Liberation Front
PPH	Pernicious Pestilential Hyperlexia
PRR	Plausible Reality Rating
PUM	Polytechnic University of Mendelssohn
Q
R
RBC	Randall Bay College
RCI	Radio Corporation of Illuminatia
RCS	Registered Civilian Station
RDS	Repetitive Decapitation Syndrome
RIAI	Recording Industry Association of Illuminatia
RSI	Recreational Science Institute
RU	Recurrence Unit
RUM	Remedial University of Maestoso
S
SE	Specific Electric Corporation
SIIC	Syncopated instrumental improvisational collaborative music
SIP	Serenade Institute of Philosophy
SJC	Superlative Judiciary Council
SU	Square Unit
SUE	Scholastic University of Expatiation
SPU	Second Peninsula University
SQ	Synergistic Quotient
T
TI	Trans-Illuminatia Network
TiU	Timmons University
TPU	Third Peninsula University
TSC	Transilluminatian Subversion Command
TU	Temporal Unit
U
UAI	University of Ample Intellect
UAK	University of Arbitrary Knowledge
UDT	University of Deep Thought
UEI	University of Exorbitant Intelligence
UEK	University of Excess Knowledge
UFI	University of Factual Information
UFP	University of the Fourth Peninsula
UH	University of the Harmonics
UHK	University of Helpful Knowledge
UII	University of Insight and Intuition
ULM	Université La Marseillaise
UMP	University of Methods and Practices
UMV	Université des Manches Vertes
UNK	University of Necessary Knowledge
UN	University of Nocturne
UO	University of Overture
UOA	University of Amadeus
UOTB	University of the Baroque
UOTC	University of the Channel
UOTM	University of the Mystic
UOU	University of the Observable Universe
UR	University of Rhapsody
URE	University of Relative Enlightenment
URq	University of Requiem
US	University of Serenade
USB	University of Symphonic Bay
USK	University of Sufficient Knowledge
UTC	University of the Continuum
UTK	University of Trivial Knowledge
UUK	University of Unnecessary Knowledge
V
VB	Vos Broadcasting
VPP	Voluntary Punishment Program
VU	Vostonian University
VVN	Vos Valley News
W
WIO	Western Illuminatia Omniversity
WMU	Wandering Mind University
X
Y
Z